Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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