Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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black people

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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