- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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