- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why can't february march Because april may

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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