- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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