- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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