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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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