Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A paralysed man falls over.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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