What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

The truth is he loves her!!

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

A black man has a job.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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