Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Connor is homo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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