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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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