- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Sam Hengal.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Irish sobriety

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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