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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

A jew enters a mall.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.