- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

womens rights

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

sorry got to poo

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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