- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

knock knock? come in

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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