A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Small Penis.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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