whats brown and booky a book.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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poo

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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