Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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