Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Penis chickens

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Heskey time.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Robin, get in the car!

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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