A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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