your mum

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Everybody will die

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Anti Joke

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