What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Everybody will die

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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