What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

when debbie meets downer

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

bangers and mash?

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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