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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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