- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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