- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

sorry got to poo

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What is the difference?

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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