Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anthony sucks

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Connor is homosexuaI

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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