why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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