- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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