Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What's big and long? My dick.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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snowglobe

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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