Its behind you like if you looked behind

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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