- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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