a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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