Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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one stop shop

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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