what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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where's mom I killed her

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What do you call an arab ?

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