- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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