- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What is older than history?

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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