- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

roses are red violets are blue

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

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