- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did the fish say after he

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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