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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

I walk into a bar...

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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