What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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