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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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