- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

alert('The Game')

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What do you call an arab ?

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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