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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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