- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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