- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Just found out that it doesn't work.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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