Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

wanna hear a joke womens rights

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Well this is pointless.....

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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