- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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