- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the man appear fat he is

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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