- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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