I love alchohol!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

su algato es en fuego

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Title IX

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...