A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Ehh

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Bitch

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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