Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Women's rights.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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I was watching Fox news.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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