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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

whats green and lives in the water