Cripples are lame.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

hi dave

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Nobody cares maddie!

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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