- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Nobody cares maddie!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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