- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

123 f*ck off

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Yo Momma So Fat!

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??