“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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