- Anti Joke

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

So a seal walks into a club.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

So a seal walks into a club.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

So a seal walks into a club.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!